Dear Lucius

Dear Lucius,

In a duel between a blue-cloaked vamp and a pink-cloaked vamp, who would win? Signed: sangfroid</strong>

Vampire kind.

I hope this helps,

~Lucius Solves all your problems instantly - or your money back!

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Dear Lucius,

Can you tell us what will happen to evilive in the near future? Signed: On-da-g</strong>

Dear On-da-g,

It has been centuries since I have read entrails! Sadly, it fell out of fashion with the end of Roman Empire. Anyway, let’s see:

• He will soon experience a long and continuous period of quietness.
• Work demands will lessen significantly.
• He will go through a radical colour change.

I hope this helps,

~Lucius Solves all your problems instantly - or your money back!