AVIGON PERFORMS MASSIVE CLEANOUT OF CLAN SERAPHIM; INCLUDING PRIME MINISTER AND TWO MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT

Well, instead of my first column being a happy little introduction, I’ve decided to break a bit of news instead….

In a shocking move, Avigon, former Regent of Clan Seraphim, has removed several members from the clan, including Prime Minister Arsanga. According to information received, Arsanga had to take a short leave and trusted Avigon with the keys to the Seraphim Castle until she returned. After a few days, Avigon took full control of Clan Seraphim and removed the members in question.

Total members removed from Seraphim today total six, including Murrz Ramirez, Damia Morgan, Gargamel, Dessiree, and King Lestat, not counting the previously mentioned Arsanga.

When asked for comment, Damia Morgan, former PR Secretary, had the following to say, ‘I wish everybody but Avi and Spinner luck in whatever choice they make and that just because she has the name Seraphim…doesn’t mean she has the spirit of it.’

More information on this breaking story will be available as it is received.