Velvet: Full name?
Kaio: Kaio999 of the house of D’dary
Velvet: How long have you been in the city?
Kaio: 3 years but only actually involved for a year
Velvet: Do you have a job in the city and if so what?
Kaio: I am in relations at SIE and am also a warrior with SIE and EoE.
Velvet: What’s your favourite zodiac sign?
Kaio: Scorpio wild and aggressive, manipulative, power hungry and extremely passionate. Knows how to handle himself in any situation. he gives her a wink we are a great sign
Velvet: coughs and raises an eyebrow
Velvet: If you could be a plant, what would you be?
Kaio: Hmmm I would have to go with a black rose, beautiful, seductive, obviously arrogant and evil. Seems so delicate, yet when you touch it you get pricked and only a few select people can work past the thorns to find out what’s underneath
Velvet: What’s the worst chat up line that’s ever been used on you?
Kaio: Is that a mini nuke in your pocket or you just happy to see me
Velvet: What’s the worst chat up line you’ve used on a Piress?
Kaio: Did that sweater come with those lumps or you just workin’ it
Kaio: Actually that’s a lie I don’t use pickup lines. Buts that the worst I could think of
Velvet: Do you sleep in a coffin or a real bed?
Kaio: Real bed, four poster elegance is what I do and coffins are so cliché, however there was this one girl who… never mind yeah don’t do coffins
Velvet: Favourite place to pick up humans?
Kaio: Japan they were focused and very few feared death, oh also I drank during Woodstock, that was a weird gig. I drank from a few and I watched my hand move for an hour
Now for something naughty’.
Velvet: Necks, wrists or thighs for drinking?
Kaio: On a woman it is above her breasts, if its slaves wrists, if its a male looking for a fight neck
Velvet: Do you prefer being on top or bottom or something sideways?
Kaio: Depends on the mood love
Velvet: ok laughs, blushing
Velvet: Every done it on a waterbed?
Kaio: Yep twice
Velvet: Did you ever have sex education at school?
Kaio: laughs you should no first hand love he gives her a smile what do you think
Velvet: Flushes and looks innocent
Velvet: Favourite position?
Kaio: The Sammukha.
Velvet: Ahhh a good choice, for the readers that are unsure of what that position is. Google it
And the down right weird’
Velvet: Have you ever had a hallucination and if so, of what?
Kaio: Yes I once had a hallucination that ladypeacek was coming after me, because I made her a great, great grandmother in less than 30 seconds, it was all rather amusing. Cause before it she was the “baby” of the family random diabolical laughter than shifty eyes
Velvet: Mode of transport… Car, cycle, clown bike, or horseback?
Kaio: Car, I have a large collection all depends on my mood I even have a limo and a vampiric driver
Velvet: Has anyone ever suggested you might be slightly in need of therapy?
Kaio: No one that I remember but I most likely do need it
Velvet: hands you her card call me to arrange a session. Of therapy of course
Kaio: Thanks looks at it and places it in his pocket yeah right, there ya go, that’s the worst pickup line I have heard.
Velvet: falls about laughing
Velvet: Most coins you’ve ever lifted from 1 theft?
Kaio: I took a lot from Shaar in this recent war I cant remember how much but it was necro cash and it was over 5k, I am not much of a thief
Velvet: Do you prefer full moonlight or dark nights?
Kaio: Moonlight, far more romantic
Velvet: What’s your favourite accent?
Velvet: Favourite method of offing humans?
Kaio: I loved doing it in the middle of making love to them, their senses were on edge, utter bliss filled me and death just drove you wild, the experience is crazy. I was addicted for a while
Velvet: Vamps you most like hanging out with?
Kaio: Mina, ladypeacek, You, Rev Awk, Sartori, Hesu, Sangfroid, Tif, Claire’ The list is endless
Velvet: Can you say ‘she sells seashells down by the seashore 5 times fast?
Velvet: Anything you’d like to add?
Kaio: Only that I am now off to kill and for you to have a goodnight my lady he takes her hand, placing a soft kiss upon it before disappearing into the night
Velvet: Night Kaio, thanks for your time
Well I didn’t get my boob signed this time, but it was still a successful interview.
Have a good week Pires and Piresses