Papers

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Papers are popping out in this city, like wild weeds in July. Churn out your propaganda, tabloids are a necessary evil, the weekly papers, weak-lick toilet papers, with a title on eight columns, in bold and greasy characters, something mouldy and sticky, and hook the beast to the lowest bottom of your cortex or your shorts.

For example, you can always write on ten columns:

CAPADOCIOUS REMARRIED TO ARCHANGEL?

All of the good taste and the elegance are in this question mark that you can also alter with another form of banal journalism swindle, the negative innuendo.

Example:

THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN CAPADOCIOUS AND ARCHANGEL.

Yeah, right.

~Lucius The Chaosophist

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